Awww.. I feel so bad for her. She only messed up one word, but it made her stop completely... At least she started again!
Awww.. I feel so bad for her. She only messed up one word, but it made her stop completely... At least she started again!
CHER BLASTS DWTS JUDGES

Cher is slamming the Dancing With the Stars judges over comments they made about her son Chaz.
After Chaz was booted Tuesday night, Cher tweeted, "Your mom 'could cut a bitch.'" Apparently she took offense to judge Bruno Tonioli calling Chaz a "penguin" on the show. She wrote, "To the gentleman? I didn't know who you were before, which I guess is a blessing! Going home is fine, but why insult him before he goes! As for the older gentleman [judge Len Goodman]...every show needs a grumpy old man!"
Chaz was furious with the judges, too, telling Access Hollywood, "I felt throughout that there was some bias against me, but it doesn't, in any way, tarnish the experience of being part of this show."
Bruno also compared Chaz to an Ewok during his critiques.
MICHAEL JACKSON TRIAL: CHARACTER WITNESSES HIT STAND

Five former patients of Dr. Conrad Murray took the stand yesterday to praise the cardiologist at his trial.
Heart attack patient Gerry Causey told the jury that Murray saved his life and called him "the best doctor" he's ever had. Causey also said he didn't want to be sedated during his operation because he was too frightened so Murray didn't put him under.
Lunette Sampson said, "I have never had a doctor that was more caring -- never."
The prosecution tried to show that the character witnesses were biased and that Murray's care of Michael Jackson was much poorer than theirs.
Murray has pled not guilty to involuntary manslaughter in the death of Jackson through an overdose of propofol.
LINDSAY WILL REVEAL FIRE-CROTCH IN PLAYBOY

Lindsay Lohan won't hide anything in her upcoming Playboy spread. The troubled starlet is said to be baring fire-crotch and all -- no side-boob nonsense or semi-nude shenanigans. She insists it's all "tastefully done." We would expect no less from La Lohan.
So what did she do after completing her four-day shoot Tuesday? She headed back to the morgue for some court-ordered community service. She even showed up 20 minutes early.
SOURCE: TMZ
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JESSICA SIMPSON LOOKING VERY PREGNANT IN NYC

Jessica Simpson's belly is growing but her lips are remaining sealed over her possible pregnancy.
Well, if a picture is worth a thousand words, then she doesn't need to say anything. Jess hit the streets of NYC recently and it's pretty evident she's with child. So-called experts say she's about six-months pregnant.
According to Radar Online, she's keeping tight-lipped to secure a big paycheck from a gossip magazine. (Check out the pic here and you decide.)
PATRICE O'NEAL HAS STROKE

Comedian Patrice O'Neal, who recently performed at Charlie Sheen's Comedy Central Roast, suffered a stroke last week. His condition wasn't immediately known. Charlie released a statement saying, "[Patrice] is a gentle giant, a brilliant comedian, and a noble dude. Wishing him nothing but recovery, healing and laughter."
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LINDSAY WILL APPEAR IN PLAYBOY: MOM

Lindsay Lohan's mom confirms that her daughter will bare it all in Playboy.
Dina Lohan tells X17 Online, "The photo shoot went well."
According to reports, Lindsay will appear on the cover and get paid nearly $1 million for the shoot. Playboy, however, isn't talking. The magazine says, "We aren't commenting."
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MICHAEL JACKSON IS TOP-EARNING DEAD CELEB

Michael Jackson is once again the top-earning dead celebrity, according to Forbes magazine. The singer, who died in 2009, took in $170 million between October 2010 and October 2011. That also puts him at number-two among living pop acts. Only U2 earned more since October 2010.
Elvis Presley, who's been dead for 34 years, remained in second with $55 million. Elizabeth Taylor is a newcomer to the list, earning $12 million over the last year.
TOP-EARNING DEAD CELEBS
1. Michael Jackson
2. Elvis Presley
3. Marilyn Monroe
4. Charles Schulz
5. John Lennon
5. Liz Taylor
7. Albert Einstein
8. Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel
9. Jimi Hendrix
9. Stieg Larsson
9. Steve McQueen
9. Richard Rodgers
13. George Harrison
13. Bettie Page
13. Andy Warhol
MICHAEL JACKSON TRIAL: NURSE TESTIFIES

Michael Jackson's former nurse testified yesterday that the singer demanded she provide him with propofol.
Cherilyn Lee said she tried to treat Jackson's insomnia with natural remedies, but he insisted that only a propofol-like drug could work. Lee said she had never heard of propofol, but after looking it up she warned Jackson not to use it.
Dr. Conrad Murray is accused of administering a fatal dose of propofol to Jackson.
Lee's testimony was briefly stopped after she complained of feeling dizzy and burst into tears in the courtroom hallway. She returned to the stand soon after.
Also taking the stand yesterday was AEG Live president Brandon Phillips and toxicologist Michael Henson.
EDDIE MURPHY: I'M GOING TO BE THE "WORST" OSCAR HOST EVER

Eddie Murphy might be his own worst critic.
The upcoming Oscar host tells Entertainment Tonight, "I think it's so funny that people think I'm the perfect for this. I'm going to be horrendous... I'm going to be the worst host ever."
He adds, "I'm going to wear a powdered sky-blue tuxedo and at the end of the evening I'm going to urinate on myself in front of a billion people."
OBSESSED MADONNA FAN SENT TO MENTAL HOSPITAL

The obsessed fan who broke into Madonna's London home has been sent to a British mental hospital. Gregorz Matlock has also been ordered to stay at least 100 meters away from the singer-actress and any of her properties. Matlock admitted in court that he traveled from his native Poland to the U.K., to try and enter Madonna's house. There, he stole a can of Red Bull and rifled through her clothes.
Source: NME
SHIA LaBEOUF'S DAD ONCE JAILED FOR ATTEMPTED RAPE

Does Shia LaBeouf get his hot temper from his dad?
The actor has made headlines for his violent outbursts, and now Star magazine reveals that his father, Jeffrey Craig LaBeouf, spent time in jail in the early 1980s for attempted rape.
Since then, the elder LaBeouf has been accused of several violent crimes, including sexually harassing an actress on the set of Shia's Disney show Even Stevens.
Earlier this month, Shia got into a bar fight in Vancouver. A crew member on Shia's new film told the Chicago Sun-Times, "He's like Sean Penn. One moment he can be totally charming, and then he'll lose it and go off on someone -- especially when it's a nut in a bar who is looking for a fight."
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